The doors are open
Casino Night Zone
Six tables, played against the house and its bots, for the same euros you already have. A chip is worth a euro, the house takes 5% of what you win and nothing at all when you lose, and whatever you don't spend comes back when you cash out.
Sign in and sit down
You'll need a parodia.dev account.
The tables
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Blackjack
Six decks, blackjack pays 3:2.
♠️
Texas hold'em
A cash game against bots that were trained on it.
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UNO
Three tables, and a No Mercy deck that bites.
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Trivia
A ladder. Climb it or bank it.
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Hangman
Longer words pay more, for the obvious reason.
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Solitaire
Klondike, and the deal you pick sets the price.
It goes back to being Casinopolis at six in the morning.